Why bother making Pagemaker when there's Blogger? Couldn't Google expand Blogger to build static pages? Word is that the blogging tool isn't being abandoned, but "no one good wants to work" on it. (No offense to Jason Shellen, Eric Case, et al.) And it's having trouble scaling.
So OF COURSE the solution is a pagebuilder that gets overloaded on Day 1.
As homepage tradition demands, here is a cat:
(Cat photo courtesy of Sage29 on Flickr.)